first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.

v0tum:

You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.

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90% of conversations with me

me: who is that
me: what are you talking about
me: I don't know what that is
me: wait what

naturally:

I miss you, but fuck you.

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722,783 Plays

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zootedboy:

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

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thetowerofpimps:

2009 me would think that 2014 me was hot and thats all that matters

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xbsessed-with-trxye:

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

This was a serving of wtf

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